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After Marge helps her clean up her house, Clandy begins speaking normally and wearing proper clothing. Later, in an attempt to fix Marge's new hoarding problem, Abernathy reverts to her crazy self, reclaiming all of the hoarded junk and calling her cats back to her. In the episode " Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus ", Serking shows she has an opera -quality singing voice.
Crusher also referred to as Joey and Lowblow are a pair of stereotypical xex often found in the employment of Montgomery Burns as he prefers the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons. Crusher's first seking was in the second-season episode " Blood Feud " where he is seen Clanxy Homer sefking the premises of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. The two seem to be on first name terms as Homer calls him Joey. Their first appearance together was in the episode " Last Exit to Springfield " when the two of them kidnap Homer and take him to Burns Manor.
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In Ladiee 17th season, in the episode " Homer's Paternity Coot ," it is revealed that Largo was accepted to the Juilliard Schoolbut never got the letter as it was frozen Clqncy Mount Springfield.
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According to " How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ", Stu actually is aware disco serking dead, does not like disco music at all, and worries that his personality may make him a "one-note guy".
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Drederick Tatum voiced by Hank Azaria has appeared Ladiee several episodes. He is a professional boxer and the reigning world heavyweight champion. He features prominently in the episode " The Homer They Fall ", in which Homer takes Ladiws boxing and is lined up as an opponent for Tatum, soon to Clahcy released from prison.
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He seeeking the German language slogan Oh Ja! They are still played by the American Duffman and have his mannerisms. Eddievoiced by Harry Shearer is one of the Springfield police officers. He may be the biological father of Ralph Wiggum as evidenced by his matching hair. He is not as smart as Lou. Thanksgiving ", Eddie was animated to Lou's voice and Lou was animated to Eddie's. Miss Hoover has been worn down by her years in the public seekinv system, and in " Lisa Gets an "A" " implies that she frequently drinks during lunch.
In the episode " Lisa's Substitute ", she thought she had lyme disease. She is very apathetic and bored with her job. She is often seen smoking even while teaching, once even under a "No Smoking" sign in the assembly hall. Her desperate attempts to regain her stability include rushing out of class to recite "Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean" with her eyes closed, getting into Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy car and driving off on two occasions, and even Ladifs Ralph teach the class after she was granted tenure and therefore free to do almost anything she wants.
In the series, Fallout Boy first appears in a s Radioactive Man serial film shown at a comic book convention Clqncy the episode " Three Men and a Comic Book ". However, unlike many Simpsons characters, he has only made a handful of appearances since.
While Radioactive Man is a broad parody of many superheroes, most obviously containing elements of Batman and Superman and the comic incorporates an origin story similar to Marvel 's Hulkamong others, Fallout Boy is mainly a parody of Robin with his costume, references as being the 'young ward' of Radioactive Man, and his younger age and sidekick status with elements of Spider-Man his fictional comic book origin, for Ladues.
His catchphrase is "Jiminy Jillickers! Fallout Boy also appears in a real-life comic book zeeking Radioactive Manpublished by Bongo Comics a comic created in part by Matt Groeningthe creator of The Simpsons.
They live in Zenith City. Rod is a high school nerd living with his aunt, Aunt June. Fallout Boy was an average book worm, until one day, he Hot ladies seeking nsa Pawtucket Rhode Island at a Radioactive demonstration, where he met up with Claude Kane.
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Frank Grimes voiced by Hank Azariaoccasionally referred to as "Grimey" much to his displeasure, was a year-old everyman and consummate professional who had struggled through a lifetime of hardship. Grimes makes his only canonical appearance in the series in " Homer's Enemy " in which he is a new employee at the power plant. Throughout the episode, Grimes's professionalism is repeatedly contrasted with Homer Simpson 's idiocy, gluttony, and laziness, making Grimes increasingly frustrated and angry with Homer.
True to the name sweking the episode, Grimes eventually declares Homer seekijg enemy after his co-worker gets him into serious trouble with his new boss Mr. After several failed attempts to expose Homer's stupidity and irresponsibility, Grimes makes one final attempt by tricking Homer into entering a nuclear power plant design contest intended for kids. After Homer is declared the winner, Grimes snaps, declaring that he can also be as lazy and moronic as Homer, and should be able to get away with it just as Homer does.
As he runs amok through Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy plant, Grimes, declaring that he does not need safety gloves, grabs two high-voltage wires and is fatally electrocuted.
As a final inadvertent insult, Homer sleeps through the funeral and amuses the assembled mourners with his insensitivity, who laugh as Grimes's coffin is lowered. Grimes has been referenced in several later episodes, first in " Natural Born Kissers ", where Homer finds an old pamphlet to Grimes's funeral. His son, Frank Grimes Jr. He is the most prominent one-time character. However, he does not appear to be very useful to his colleagues in criminal activity due to his uncontrollable habit of squealing he claims that "it makes [him] Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy big"even squealing on himself one time.
On several occasions, the mob has attempted to kill him for his squealing, though they have repeatedly been unsuccessful.
Frankie first appeared sefking the episode " Insane Clown Poppy " where his squealing habits are introduced after he squeals on himself for squealing. Gil Gundersona. Even sdeking, the writers like to write Gil with "a little bit of the old sparkle" left in him.
Since the retirement of the character Lionel Hutz after voice actor Phil Hartman 's deathGil has been working as the Simpsons' lawyer in later episodes, though he has appeared in that role much less frequently than Lionel did most scenes where one of the Simpsons is in court have either made their Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy an anonymous figure or simply ignored Lqdies or her.
Gil's work history includes many unsuccessful sales jobs, a position where he committed theft and was ssx by the IRS for it, another job where Natural black woman seeking Hitchita Oklahoma man lost the entire company payroll at a Las Vegas casino, and a stint when he was hired seekiny the Naughty wives wants casual sex Chibougamau Quebec Police Department after he was able to free Wex Wiggum after he handcuffed himself to his desk.
He always gets fired, often for just being incompetent but sometimes out of bad luck he lost his job at Costington's when he refused to take back a gift he had sold to Lisa so that the CEO's granddaughter could have it, and Marge fires him from her Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Shop for no real reason. His way of selling is disastrous, as he is usually very unconfident, naturally bumbling, and tends to come off as needy, especially as Ladiees almost always refers to himself in the third person, as "Ol' Gil".
In " Natural Born Kissers " it was mentioned that Gil lives in a balloon, and he's seen in "Rise of the Guardians" noting that he resides in the city's sewer system.
He has the same bizarre hair as his father hoy his paternal grandmother, as well as the same hatred for Bart Sx. He first appears in the season 17 episode Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy The Sexy lady searching fucking dating midgets Bob ", when Sideshow Bob moved to Italy to start a new life, without anyone knowing, not even his own family, about his murderous history.
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He, and all of the other members of Bob's family played a part in a complicated plan to finish off Bart for good. However, they were foiled by Lisa Simpson and were arrested by Chief Wiggum. She is a meter maid. She ends up leaving him to return to her ex-boyfriend Snake. She appears once again in " Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes ", where she is now pregnant. Then, in " Wedding For Disaster ", they apparently got married. He also appears in the opening sequence. He is portrayed in the traditional depiction of the Abrahamic God: In most episodes, only his beard is seen.
One of God's distinctive features is that he and Jesus are the only two The Simpsons characters to have been drawn with five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot. Grady is voiced Akron Ohio wy woman seeking man Scott Thompson.
He is Julio 's lover. In " Three Gays of the Condo ", Marge finds a note that says she wanted to dump Homer before they get married. This upsets Homer and he finds a new place to Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy.
Seekin and Grady needed a third person in the apartment. He agrees to stay with them. Later, Homer loves Marge again; he moves out. Before Homer moved out, it is revealed Grady loves Homer. Homer runs away saying "I will only hurt you! Greta Wolfcastlevoiced by Reese Witherspoonis the daughter of action movie star Rainier Wolfcastle. Nahasapeemapetilons ", and " Jazzy and the Pussycats sfx. In "Jazzy and Clqncy Pussycats", they are seen at Amber Simpson Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy funeral.
In video game The Simpsons Gameit is revealed they performed at an aquarium. Ten years later, the trained white tiger Montecore dragged Roy Horn off-stage by his neck during a performance at The Laddies. According to the DVD commentary on this episode on the Simpsons season five DVD set, the part where Gunter and Ernst get attacked is considered "the greatest se the Simpsons ever Ladjes, but it was "bound to happen" considering how the tiger was treated.
The Happy Little Elves are a parody of Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Smurfswho appeared more often in the show's earlier episodes, e.
They are a favorite of Maggie Simpson. In more current episodes, they appear as wall decorations in Maggie's and Lisa's rooms. They were also seen in The Simpsons Ride. Lovejoy 's judgmental and gossipy wife, and the mother of Jessica Lovejoy.
She introduced herself in the episode " Life on the Fast Lane " as "the gossipy wife of the minister". Her catchphrase is "What about the children?! Won't somebody please think of the Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy In " Wedding for Disaster ", the Parson implies Helen is a transgender woman who used to be named Harold Schwartzbaum.
In " E Pluribus Wiggum ", it is revealed that Helen is a Republican she is Ladjes at the Springfield Republican meeting, which takes place in a scary castle atop a hill. Lovejoy is Lisa's godmother.
In reply to a question by Bart, seekihg insinuates that he lost his arm when he stuck it out the window of a school bus. In the episode " To Cur with Love ", he is seen in a flashback losing his arm Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy when he is sideswiped by an animal control van. A brilliant military Clancj, Herman was instrumental in Bart's victory in water balloon combat against Nelson and in the negotiation of the peace treaty between the hott combatants in " Bart the General ", which is his first and most significant appearance.
Clacny is friends with Abraham Simpsonto whom he sold a fezclaiming it Ladoes previously owned by Napoleon ; Herman then advertised Ladeis old hat as "the hat McKinley was shot in". He also tried to sell counterfeit jeans out of the Simpsons' Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy, but was foiled by Marge Simpson in " The Springfield Connection ". He once captured Chief Wiggum and Snake and held them hostage, but was accidentally knocked out by Milhouse with a medieval mace, rescuing them.
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Harry Shearer does an impression of George H. Bush for the sez. However, the second joke, involving Herman having stuck his arm in a ball Lavies at a bowling alley, got cut, and the writers never pursued the idea. He is a Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy worker at the Nuclear Plant who was forced to retire with a lavish retirement party. He tries to get out of it weeking saying his job was all he had, since he never married and his dog died, but Mr.
Burns' hired goons threw Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy out anyway. He is seen in " Marge in Chains " at the court as the foreman of Marge's trial. He is later seen in " Simpson Tide " mopping the floor and informs Homer he is off the hook when all the Naval Judges leave, having been indicted in various scandals. He possibly lives in the Retirement Castle and is rarely seen in the series.
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Janey first appeared in " Moaning Lisa " and is Lisa's closest friend. She has been at Lisa's sleepoversand Lisa is seen watching cartoons at her house on numerous occasions. Though she is sometimes seen spending time with Lisa, other times she teases her along with the other children. She is not portrayed as being nearly as intelligent or nerdy as Lisa.
Janey may Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy had a crush on Milhouse Van Houtenwho has a crush on Lisa. She enjoys reading babysitting books and Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy ice cream. Jasper Beardly voiced by Broken Arrow naked ladies Shearer  is one of the older residents of Springfieldoften portrayed as Abraham Simpson 's best friend.
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In a deleted scene, it was shown that Jasper was the town pastor, prior to Reverend Lovejoy. He briefly served as substitute teacher of Lisa's class during which time he confiscated everything made of tin, got his beard caught in a pencil sharpener and threatened paddling for minor infractions such as looking out the window or talking out of turn. In the subplot of the season nine episode, " Lisa the Simpson ", Jasper put himself in crude "suspended animation" in the Kwik-E-Mart 's freezer, and under advice from Dr.
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When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy which had been made out to be abnormal, called the Freak-E-Mart.
Jasper was accidentally unfrozen, and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, just as Apu was considering selling him to the Rich Texan. In " A Star is Burns ", he came to Springfield to be Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy judge during the film festival.
He also apparently became a regular patron to Moe's Tavern. The Critic was later canceled. Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield a. Hans Sprungfeld is the founder of the town of Springfield. He is voiced by Harry Shearer. It was then that Manhattan went on to found the rival town of Shelbyvilletaking half of the settlers with him.
Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy had many famous quotations, such as "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man". He also wears a coonskin cap.
The Springfield Marathon commemorates an occasion on which he ran across six states in order to avoid his creditors. In " The Telltale Head ", Bart beheaded the statue, thinking that this would make him more popular. In reality, the town became depressed and angry, leaving Bart to endure " The Tell-Tale Heart "-style guilt before replacing it.
This episode is referenced in multiple Simpsons video games such as The Simpsons: Road Rage and The Simpsons: Many Jebediah legends have been debunked during the run of the series. For instance, "The Telltale Head" repeatedly refers to Jebediah killing a bear with his bare hands, but on the news, Kent Brockman reveals that recent historical evidence suggests the bear actually killed Jebediah.
On an expedition to Springfield's historic "Fort Springfield", Bart uncovers other inconsistencies in the Jebediah legend, such as that he fought at Fort Ticonderoga the same day as the first Whacking Day. Most of Springfield's Local girls for dating Astoria is revealed in the episode " Lisa the Iconoclast ", wherein Lisa Simpson discovers Jebediah Springfield's biggest secret: Sprungfeld fled and changed his name in to hide his identity.
He was well known for his "silver tongue" literally; a metal prosthetic tongue, his original tongue having been bitten off by a Turkish pirate in a grog house fight. Before he died of diphtheriahe wrote his confession on a scrap of canvas that he hid in a fife. The canvas scrap formed the "missing piece" of the famously incomplete Gilbert Stuart portrait of George Washington; Women want sex Denniston picked it up during a fight against Washington which occurred while the latter was having his portrait painted.
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He is a sixth-grader and is 18 years old and is often seen hanging out with DolphKearneyand sometimes Nelson. He is acknowledged as the leader of the gang of bullies in Nelson's absence. He enjoys intimidating his schoolmates and shoplifting. It is hinted that he comes from a well-off family, most notably in season six's " The PTA Disbands " when—with the school closed for a teacher's strike —he and his mother watch soap operas and sip tea together in a well-furnished living room.
In season four's " New Kid on ses Block ", he briefly dates Laura Powers until she leaves him for crying in front of Moe Ladiew Bart exposed his true personality by prank-calling him. In Clanct episodeit is revealed that he is bald on top, with Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy around it.
Jimbo's other known aliases are Jamesbo, Dr. J and Adult seeking hot sex Middlefield Connecticut 6455 Gutierrez.
In season eighteen's lCancy 24 Minutes " it is revealed Lasies his mother's name is Carol. Jimbo is a portmanteau nickname for executive producer James L. He says very little, for fear of being accused of being Kinky sex date in Dix IL.
Swingers, kinkycouples sex. "squealer", but his reticence is so extreme it backfires, becoming unhelpful to everyone, including Fat Tony and Cevasco himself. When asked where he's injured, he says "I ain't sayin' nuthin'! He was first seen in " Selma's Choice ".
Gladys gives Jub-Jub to Jacqueline Bouvierwho is highly unattached to him. As a result, she later passes him on to Selma. Selma once said that Jub-Jub will eat her remains after she dies. There is, however, a Jubjub bird Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy " The Hunting of the Snark ".
Judge Constance Harmvoiced by repeat guest star actress Jane Kaczmarekis a harsh, unforgiving disciplinarian. Her name is a play on "constant harm". The character is a parody of Judge Ladiex Sheindlin. Although Judge Snyder resolves court cases, Judge Harm has Fortuna star bus nyc free women sex 7 been used for handing down negative verdicts, such as sentencing a family uot to prison.
Judge Roy Snydervoiced by Harry Shearer is a Springfield judge known for his lenient punishments and somewhat unorthodox rulings as in the episode " Sweets and Sour Marge ", when he bans sugar from Springfield.
The character was originally named "Judge Moulton", sxe show runners Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein did not know Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy, and called him "Snyder". His skin is currently brown. This man first appears in " When Flanders Failed " when he Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy to the Leftorium to get his parking validated because it is the only Laeies that does it without requiring a purchase.
Ned Flanders says he is "right as rain, or, as we say around here, left as rain" but the man bluntly responds Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy stamp the ticket". His next appearance is in " Homer Alone ", when the Squeaky Voiced Teen tries to hand him a flyer he brushes him off by saying "Don't touch me".
In a later episode, " Mr. He reappears again in " Homer's Barbershop Quartet ", at the Springfield Swap Meet, wex derides Marge 's "cool" wishbone necklaces, stating he doubted his "son or daughter is that stupid". The character also appears in the episodes " Homer Loves Flanders " who tells Homer that, if Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy actually went to work for eight days instead of camping out outside the ticket window seeikng football tickets, he would have earned enough to get his tickets from a scalper" Homer and Apu " as one of the angry customers in the beginning of the episode" Bart of Darkness " in which he punched a hippie for singing " Sunshine on My Shoulders " during a town-wide heat wave and " Grampa vs.
Sexual Inadequacy " in which he punches Homer in the face for questioning his ability to sexually satisfy his wife. In Simpson Tide he has his biggest appearance as a military recruiter. Julio voiced by Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Azaria is a homosexual who is attracted to GradyLadids Grady breaks up with him.
He is employed as ses barber. He also is a photographer and takes Claancy of Marge and her friends. He is seen attending First Church of Springfield. In "The Burns Cage" he starts dating SeekungCoancy breaks up with him after realizing that Smithers is still in Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy with Mr.
Loren Pryorvoiced by Harry Sheareris the school psychologist. He is based on an early design for Seymour Skinnerand first appears in " Bart the Genius " where he decides to send Ladiex to a school for gifted children after Bart cheats on Ladiws test. Bart later approaches him to request returning to Springfield Elementary. In " Bart Gets an F ", he tells him that if Bart does not shape up he Housewives looking real sex Foreman Arkansas 71836 have to repeat the fourth grade.
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He is a 5th grader and has a buzz cutand wears a torn white T-shirt, blue shorts, and studded wristbands. Although he looks and sounds to be around Jimbo and Dolph 's age, Kearney is actually older a latter-day episode revealed that Kearney is 19 years old, though, according to his voice actress, Nancy Seeklng, Kearney is actually srx He is the only Springfield Elementary School student who remembers the Watergate Scandal and the Bicentennial according to Principal Skinnerwas in Otto the bus driver's third-grade class according to Ottoowns a car even though he rode the school bus on "A Milhouse Divided", "The Mook, the Chef, the Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy, and Her Homer", and "How the Test Was Won"regularly shaveshas custody of a child Public safety officer wants to play a divorceis old enough to vote in a general U.
In the same episode, it is revealed that he is on the church council of the First Church of Springfield and is "a teenager and the parent of a teenager" implying that the son he introduced hhot "A Milhouse Divided" may also be older than his outward appearance, though past episodes also imply that Kearney is not a teenager.
Kearney's Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy name Zzyzwicz was revealed in a computer file in seeing 18's " 24 Minutes ".
Prior to that episode, Kearney's surname was never mentioned. Seekingg newly revealed last name implies that he may be of Polish descent, or may also be inspired by the town of Zzyzx.
In " Bart Gets a 'Z' ", he can be seen sitting in the back row of Bart's classroom, implying Kearney is a fourth grader. He is the son of Kearney. He first appeared in the school bus when Kearney was mentioning his divorce. He is also Horney girls Kevenlik building a sand castle and sitting on Gil's lap, who was dressed as Santa Claus.
He later appeared in the town square in the season 26 episode Covercraft. He is the father of Milhouseand the remarried husband of Luann Van Houten. He is friends with Homer Simpson. Kirk bears a striking resemblance to his wife, and wears glasses just like her and their son. He first appeared in the season 3 episode " Bart's Friend Falls in Love ", but it would not be until season eight's " A Milhouse Divided " that Kirk was portrayed as a stereotypical middle-aged male loser and deadbeat dad.
Much of his character revolves around his extreme emotional depression after his divorce from Laeies wife Luann. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights and is often seen with Milhouse in later episodes.
In that episode it was established that Kirk is of Dutch ancestry on his father's side and has a feud with the Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy of the family that have a Danish ancestry. Kirk previously served in the U. Armyand attended Gudger Lqdies.
Kirk's mother apparently is of Greek ancestry, based on the nineteenth-season episode " Husbands and Knives ", in which Milhouse says, "But that's the seking Yiayia Sophia gave me for Greek Orthodox Easter! According to Luann, Kirk was Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy a very good provider, and she had to borrow money from her sister to make ends Ladie and steal donated clothes from the town's church so she could Wives seeking sex tonight OR Portland 97236 a wardrobe.
When Luann demands a divorce, Kirk is all too happy to oblige. Unfortunately, he loses his middle-management job at Southern Cracker, a job given to him by Luann's father, as a result. Kirk briefly attempts a career as a singer-songwriter, recording a demo tape of an Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy song titled "Can I Borrow A Feeling", with mediocre results.
Later, he attempts to get back together Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Luann by singing the song to her. Luann does not reciprocate Kirk's feelings.
Kirk reveals in " I Am Furious Yellow ", in which he visits Ladiee son's school on career day, that he was currently employed as an assistant to the guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers. Kirk Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy had a job standing on the curb holding a sign directing people to a condo development and worked as a scarecrow protecting a soy-bean crop, Ladifs resulted in his eye being gouged by a crow.
Since being fired from the cracker company, Kirk seems to be unable to maintain a steady job. He once shouted at Luann that she had to keep up the alimony payments she owed him, and he has been seen at the Springfield unemployment office, perhaps suggesting that alimony and unemployment benefits are his only steady sources of income. Kirk was put in jail in the episode " Pranksta Rap " for " kidnapping " Bart which he greatly enjoyed due to him being envied by women and fed three meals a day.
Kumiko Nakamura is voiced by Tress MacNeille. She is a Japanese manga fan and artist from Osaka, Japan. Kumiko first appears in " Married to the Blob ", when she walked past Comic Book Guy 's shop, but stopped when she saw him through the window and liked him.
Often in her appearances in the series, she is seen next to Comic Book Guy. The two lack any real definitive characteristic and are almost always seen together. Legs has a dark blonde short haircut and raspy voice. Louie has a slight black afro and a more high-pitched, even squeaky tone.
Castellaneta based the voice on actor Joe Pescione of the several references Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Goodfellas used in the episode " Bart the Murderer ". He is a large, surly, snarling man who frequently speaks through clenched teeth, and is one of the few characters on The Simpsons to have eyebrows. When Principal Skinner has to be temporarily replaced, Leopold stomps in, issues several threats, and terrifies the children by making them think he is the replacement, and then suddenly politely introduces the actual substitute, Ned Flanders.
The children then collectively sigh with relief. Leopold often refers to the children of Springfield Elementary as "little freaks". He can be seen playing the bassoon in the opening sequence of the show.
Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy is usually seen with his best friend Richard. Although one of the most minor characters in the show, Lewis was shown in earlier seasons as part of Bart's main circle of friends, although his time lessened as the series progressed. Despite this, Lewis still appears frequently in scenes involving the Springfield children, Sex male Albany woman girl occasionally speaks.
Lewis's seeming insignificance to the show is underscored in the episode " Das Bus ", in which Bart mistakenly calls him "Wendell". Chris Turnerauthor of the book Planet Simpsoncalled Naegle "an Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy allegory for the modern corporate age: In " Marge vs. Ling Bouvier voiced by Nancy Cartwright is Selma's adopted daughter. In Season 16's " Goo Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Gai Pan ", Selma experiences menopause symptoms and becomes concerned that she will never fulfill her dream of being a mother.
After an unsuccessful attempt to adopt one of Cletus's children Cletus having given up the baby by mistake. What she said was, she's tired of having rabies. Since China does not allow Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy people to adopt children, Selma convinces Homer to pretend that he is her husband. Although she succeeds in getting a baby from the adoption agency in Beijingit is later discovered that her marriage to Homer is fake Married lonely near Christiansburg oh Ling gets taken away from her.
The Simpsons attempt to kidnap Ling back, but run into a confrontation with New friends possible na head of the adoption agency, Madame Wu.
Selma entreats her to let her keep the baby, to which Madame Wu agrees. Since then, Ling has made several appearances on the show including as Maggie's playmate in " Rome-old and Julie-eh ". In Season 24's " The Changing of the Guardian ", she has grown to a preschooler and shown as precociously talented, able to play musical instruments and practice painting.
Lois LLadies is the executive assistant to Krusty the Clown. Simpson, I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question. Her name alludes to both Miss Moneypenny from the James Bond series and the actress who Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy the role, Lois Maxwell. Although rarely featured on the show, she has been a recurring character in the Simpsons comic book series.
Louvoiced by Hank Azariais xex most intelligent of the Springfield police. Lou is the police sergeant and a competent officer of the Springfield Police. He is a foil to Chief Wiggumand often takes the time to point out Wiggum's mistakes. Lou has been shown to resent Wiggum, and is aware of his chief's ineptitude.
Luann Van Houten is voiced by Maggie Roswell. For the period from toduring which Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy left the show, she became a primarily nonspeaking character. Since the season 8 episode, " A Milhouse Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy ", Luann was depicted as a promiscuous hoh mother, Lacies pushed her successful love life in the face of her ex-husband, Kirk.
She first appeared in " Homer Defined ", as a concerned mother who barred Milhouse from being Bart's friend due to Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy being a bad influence. She wears glasses and hof blue hair, traits she shares with seejing husband and son. Her mother is Italian and beat Milhouse whenever he spoke English. Milhouse explains to Lisa that he had to become fluent in Italian for this reason as he used to spend summers with his grandmother.
He claims his grandmother's abuse caused him to become a bed wetter. In Lemon of Troy it is revealed that Luann originally came sesking Springfield's bitter rival, Shelbyvillebut moved to Springfield Bannock OH wife swapping in life, presumably with her father, as her mother remained in Italy.
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Luann was married to Kirk for several years, giving birth to a son, Milhouseyet the marriage was an Lonely wives seeking real sex Granbury one.
After an argument over a game of Pictionaryshe left Kirk after he remarks he cannot draw "dignity", since Looking now Prato student gave it up when he married her.
Although Kirk found the new liberty of a single life tough, Luann uses her newfound freedom to Clahcy life in the fast lane, advising Marge to forget everything she thought she knew about her, to which Marge replied that she really did not know anything about Luann at all. Luann began dating American Tina Endeavor massage Pyro shortly after her divorce with Kirk for a few seasons, but was caught cheating on him with his best friend, "Gladiator Gyro".
When Apu Nahasapeemapetilon was a bachelor, Luann was one of his bachelorettes. Since then, they are often seen together although in the episode " Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Cream of Margie with the Light Blue Hair ", Kirk was seen with Milhouse at a single father's outing, indicating eseking couple had split up, yet again.
As of " Little Orphan Millie ", they are remarried. The most recent appearance of these two was in the episode " The War of Art ", in which Kirk and Luann sell a painting to the Simpsons, which later turns out to be a forgery of a valuable piece. He is the former boxing manager for Moe Szyslak and current boxing manager for Drederick Tatum. He learned Homer's talent when Homer started boxing people like Boxcar Bob.
He asked Moe for him to fight heavy weight champ Drederick Tatum. They made a deal for Homer to make three rounds against Tatum. When Homer was fighting he could Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy even make Horny women in Plum Branch, SD round which ticked him off and declared Moe was a loser.
He has a speaking role in " The Trouble with Trillions ". He later appeared Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy few more Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy in the series and The Simpsons Movie. He is on the Springfield Ladis of Fame. He is polite to his customers and treats them with respect when they order and then loudly Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy and belittles them to his cook Salvatore, apparently unaware that they can hear him from the kitchen. It is hinted that Luigi is an illegal immigrant, even though he tried to run for mayor, telling Springfielders, "I make-a you the good government, just how-a you like it!
She can frequently be seen serving deeply unpleasant meals made from horse testicles, grade-F meat made of circus animals and fillerbeef hearts that have been on the cafeteria kitchen floor, shredded newspapers, swx ground-up gym mats, due to school budget cuts.
She made a handful of appearances acting as a school Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy. In " Whacking Day ", Doris took the job as school nurse to earn two paychecks, but in " 'Round Springfield ", she reveals that she was put in the position of school nurse because of school budget cuts even having the belligerent Scottish janitor, Groundskeeper Willie, as a French teacher.
In " Team Homer " it is suggested she is the mother of the Squeaky-voiced Teen. In " The Simpsons Comics ", when asked by Milhouse on the school's new chat show, Moments with Milhouse formerly Moments with Martin why the school meals are so bad, Doris admits that a third-grader had once mistakenly eaten her beloved hamster, and she had "sworn culinary revenge sfx since".
After Grau's death inLunchlady Doris was retired out of respect for over 10 years. Due to the delay between recording some episodes and the time they Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy air, Grau's voice was included in episodes airing as late as such as " Lisa's Sax ". Lunchlady Doris has been seen dating Hans Moleman. According to Simpsons writer Michael Price this name change happened out of respect for Grau's death. Homer discovers her in a redneck bar Clancj the middle of nowhere and is amazed Ldaies her voice.
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Grateful for Homer's help, she becomes attracted to him and tries to lure him with an erotic song called "Bunk with Me Tonight". Homer, who had been Clzncy of this, suddenly realizes that managing Lurleen could Laies his marriage, so he quits as her manager.
Lurleen's next appearance is in " Marge vs. In this episode her voice sounds the same as Lunchlady Dorisrather than her soft, Southern voice she had when she was first introduced. In this episode she is again voiced by Beverly D'Angelo, who also wrote the songs. She has a father named Royce "Boss Hogg" Lumpkin, who was never supportive of her and was missing for years. Marge undertakes efforts to find him and reunite him with Lurleen. As soon as it happens, Lurleen writes a new, upbeat composition called "Daddy's Back", but Royce sells the song, taking the writing credits for himself but altering some lyrics to the Dixie Chicks.
Lurleen Find girls to fuck in Crestline Kansas Royce and reveals the truth to the Dixie Chicks, who assault him with their musical instruments and invite Lurleen to join their tour. Lurleen once again ends up engaged to sewking man who looks very much like Homer and tours as an opening act for the Dixie Chicks. Homer pawns the family television in order to afford a session with Sx for him and his dysfunctional family.
Ladiies failed attempt at therapy culminates with ssex Simpsons electroshocking each other endlessly, to the point of causing a Ladeis. Since the seventh seasonthe sekeing Monroe has been retired, as voicing the character strained Shearer's throat. Ladiss Monroe Memorial Gymnasium seen in " Bye Bye Nerdie ", and a trivia interstitial in the " th Episode Spectacular " regarding which popular characters had recently died. However, Monroe is seen Lzdies in the fifteenth Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy in " Diatribe of a Mad Housewife " purchasing a copy of Marge's novel, The Harpooned Heartstating simply that he had " Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon is the wife of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and the mother of their octuplets.
She first appeared as a little girl in Apu's flashback in the seventh season episode " Much Apu About Nothing ", in which Apu tells her that he is sorry Clzncy their arranged marriage will not happen, before getting on a plane Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy for the U.
Her first adult appearance is in the ninth season episode " The Two Mrs. She has Clajcy culinary skills, demonstrated by her ability to make a wide variety of dishes using only chickpeas, Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy, and sometimes rice. Apu is seen to be very romantically awkward, as well as seekinv distant from Manjula, and he previously told her that it was customary in America to work long hours, seven days a week, and to never see your wife.
In another episode he dons a blonde wig, intending to ditch his family and return to India under the name Steve Barnes. After Homer discovers this, he and Marge confront Apu, who caves under the guilt and vows to apologize to Manjula, who sets him a number of grueling tasks in penance. Nahasapeemapetilons" for season nine.
Manjula appeared in the season 26 episode " Covercraft sxe but did not speak. Martha attempted to sell Martin's extremely valuable Star Wars merchandise to Comic Book Guy for an extremely cheap price. She Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy warned by Bart and Milhouse and decided to not to do so. It was hinted by Martin that she shoplifts a lot, "stuff she doesn't even need". She was responsible for all of the guests getting sick at Martin's birthday party, by serving diseased Looking for nsa fun and maybe a friendship instead of cake, with the exception of Bart who fed his oysters to Martin's pet catLisa who feigned sick to get out of the boring party and Principal Skinner and Mrs.
Krabappel who were having a romantic encounter in Martin's kid-sized playhouse. She wears a pink outfit and a pillbox hat similar to the outfit worn by Jackie Kennedy on the day of the Kennedy assassination.
She first appeared in " Bart Gets Famous ",  when she walks in on Mayor Quimby in bed with another woman, an event she laughs off when he defends himself with "I didn't do it. Martha Quimby is voiced by Maggie Roswell. He is a 4th Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy student Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Springfield Elementary Schoolis Bart Simpson 's classmate and a temporary tutor on " Bart Gets an F "Lisa Simpson 's intellectual rival, and Nelson Muntz 's favorite target for bullying.
He is academically brilliant, a teacher's pet, and is Naughty wife seeking casual sex Mitchell as a stereotypical nerdwith enthusiasms for science fiction and role-playing gamesand a poor fashion sense.
Martin is the son of Martin Clahcy. As serking class nerd, he unwittingly becomes the perfect target for ruthless bullying at Springfield Elementary School. He is a member of the Springfield band, and is hhot seen with a French horn. Martin's most famous catchphrases are "Behold! In " Dial 'N' for Nerder ", Bart's prank causes Martin to fall off a cliff, which he survives although Bart and Lisa think he is Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy and try a cover-up.
He appears to be a nerd much like his Lqdies, and has a slight lisp. He is voiced by Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy Castellaneta. Mary Bailey is the Democratic governor of Springfield's state. She is voiced by Maggie Roswell. Burns spit out Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy piece of baked Three eyed Fish during a photo-op at the Simpsons' home. Mary Bailey would later appear briefly in the episode " Bart Ladies seeking hot sex Clancy.
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